23 October 2013 ~ 2 Comments

Just The Next One In Line

The other night I met this Colombian girl. She was a cute and thin, a 20-something with long black hair and a sweet smile. It was a weekend night, and I had rolled into the club with my crew. I spotted her giving me the eye, and so in passing, I motioned for her to [...]

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30 May 2013 ~ 5 Comments

Is This A Formula For Finding Nightlife Hotpots In Colombia?

So, the other night I went to this club in Medellin. I went there because I was invited to a birthday party, but didn’t quite know what to expect as I had never heard of the club before. When I arrived, I noticed the line outside the club trying to get in. It was rather [...]

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31 March 2013 ~ 6 Comments

Intro To Reggaeton: The Music That Escalates For You

I don’t know what rock I was sleeping under for the first part of my life, but I had never heard of reggaeton until I came to Colombia in 2011. The music is literally a phenomenon in much of Latin America, with countless clubs and discotecas putting it on to really get the party started. [...]

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17 March 2013 ~ 12 Comments

Dancefloor Antics: Argentina, Colombia, Brazil

What you feel before a night out Argentina: “I’m gonna solve this mystery.” Colombia: “I’m gonna have a good time. I really should bring a girl with me, though.” Brazil: “I’m gonna go hunting tonight.” When the dancing begins Argentina: 230am Colombia: 1145pm Brazil: 7pm, 10pm, 2am, 7am, 11am, 3pm… depends where you’re at What’s [...]

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24 February 2013 ~ 2 Comments

Cali… I’m Intrigued.

Having survived my latest (and hopefully last) bout with Ecuadorian bus rides, I arrived to Cali a few days before New Years. Feria de Cali, which is known as Colombia’s largest salsa party, was already underway, and I was eager to get a taste of it. I had long been curious about life in Cali, [...]

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09 December 2012 ~ 21 Comments

I’m Thinking Argentina Is A Woman That’s Not My Type

When I first got to Argentina, I knew something was a little different than what I’m used to in Colombia… – First off, the inflation situation… Let me just say there’s absolutely no way I would put my money into Argentina right now. The Argentine peso is rapidly losing value (just look at the chart [...]

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21 October 2012 ~ 11 Comments

It IS Possible: Fat, Unattractive Girls In Medellin Colombia

The other night I went to a club in Medellin. I’m not going to tell you where exactly I went because it’s not important. But here’s what happened… After I went inside this club and looked around for a few minutes, I suddenly realized I had come upon a very rare sight– a large infiltration [...]

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01 October 2012 ~ 14 Comments

My Brazil Blitz (Southern Edition) Review: 7 Cities In One Post

Why hello there, you’ve just come across a massive post covering my recent trip to Brazil. Instead of creating 3 posts for each city like a good travel blogger, I’ve written my longest post ever, more than 6500 words. It’s all just for you, my dear reader… and you don’t have to bear a single [...]

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19 August 2012 ~ 3 Comments

Brazilian Nightlife. Whoa.

If you follow along on Facebook, there I posted a photo of Lapa, a section of Rio de Jainero that is famous for it’s Friday night party.  Admittedly, I didn’t take this photo, but I just as well could have. That’s what it looks like on a Friday night down near Lapa’s famous arches. Now, [...]

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08 August 2012 ~ 12 Comments

Girl Flaking, Brazilian Style

One of my posts that has grown in popularity and comments is the one called “The One Thing I Can’t Stand About Colombian Girls.” I’ve had numerous Colombians themselves comment on the post, including girls from Medellin who confirm exactly what I talk about. Well, I just went on a romp through Southern Brazil and [...]

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