When I went through Brazil, I would often meet Brazilians who wanted to talk to me about their women.
I told them about my plans of romping through southern Brazil, and when I would mention the various cities, they would proffer their opinions.
Me: “I’m going to Porto Alegre.”
Brazilian A: Oh, that’s where all the super models are from. They have the most beautiful girls in all of Brazil.
Strangely enough, this Brazilian had not been to Porto Alegre.
Me: “I’m going to Florianopolis.”
Brazilian B: Oh dude! That is where the most beautiful girls in Brazil are.
Strangely enough, this Brazilian had not been to Florianopolis.
Me: “I’m going to Rio.”
Brazilian C: “Rio de Janeiro has the most beautiful girls in Brazil, believe me man. They are just great.”
Strangely enough, this Brazilian had not been to Rio de Janeiro.
Me: “I’m going to Belo Horizonte.”
Brazilian D: “Hey man, they say that’s where Brazil’s most beautiful women are. I’ve never been there but everyone says that’s where you find the best girls.”
Well, at least the man was honest.
And, truth be told, if you scour the interwebs for where the most beautiful girls are in Brazil, you most likely will come across a similar potpourri of answers.
So, without further ado, I’m writing this to clear everything up. I have traveled to all the cities in the south, and the most beautiful girls in Brazil are in…
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But for real, if I came across the place with the most beautiful girls of Brazil, do you think it’s a good idea to tell you? Like, in a blog post for the whole world to see?
Some people oblivious to the power of the internet have already done that to other areas of the world. They tell the world, thousands of gringos pour in, and the nature of the place is changed FOREVER.
The most beautiful girls of that place will withdraw… sometimes to the hills, sometimes to neighboring towns, sometimes to other countries. Or, they become jaded forever.
But I’m a good blogger… I won’t do that to your paradise.
Since that’s the case, I’ll see you in Salvador — word has it that’s where the most beautiful girls of Brazil live.